“IF YOUR CUP IS HALF FULL, YOU PROBABLY NEED A DIFFERENT BRA”

• Soft 100% combed ringspun cotton micro-rib (145 GSM).
• Fitted, cropped 90s silhouette with natural stretch and recovery.
• Archival statement typography across chest.
• Printed without permission.

Independently pressed and fulfilled locally in London (UK orders, 2–4 business days via Royal Mail 48 Tracked) and California (US orders, 2–4 business days via USPS Ground Advantage). Dispatched in discreet, unbranded mailers. Free shipping on orders over £55.00. Full shipping details →

If you regret buying this as much as we anticipated, return the item within 14 days of receipt in unworn condition. If your print arrives with any misregistration or defect, we issue an immediate free reprint. View Regrets Policy →