Vintage Wash Tee
TREAT HER WITH COMPASSION, EAT HER ASS
£30.00
PRESS NO. 038 · VINTAGE WASH TEE
“I'M NO WEATHERMAN, BUT EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT”
£30.00Tax included
Colour:White
Size: M
Dispatched in 2–4 business days with live tracking
14-day regret return window
- Heavyweight 100% combed ringspun cotton (207 GSM garment-dyed finish).
- Relaxed unisex boxy drape with dropped shoulders and ribbed collar.
- Archival high-contrast statement typography across upper back.
- Pre-shrunk vintage wash with authentic soft hand-feel.
- Printed without permission.
UNAPPROVED PRESS · PRESS NO. 038
I'M NO WEATHERMAN
BUT EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT
Cut from heavyweight garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed boxy drape and room for regrets.
- Heavyweight 100% combed ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex boxy drape with dropped shoulder seam
- High-contrast archival statement typography across back
- Printed without permission
Independently pressed and fulfilled locally in London (UK orders, 2–4 business days via Royal Mail 48 Tracked) and California (US orders, 2–4 business days via USPS Ground Advantage). Dispatched in discreet, unbranded mailers. Free shipping on orders over £55.00. Full shipping details →
If you regret buying this as much as we anticipated, return the item within 14 days of receipt in unworn condition. If your print arrives with any misregistration or defect, we issue an immediate free reprint. View Regrets Policy →
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