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TREAT HER WITH COMPASSION, EAT HER ASS
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PRESS NO. 007 · THREE-PANEL FLEECE HOODIE
“TREAT HER WITH COMPASSION, EAT HER ASS”
£45.00Tax included
Colour:Charcoal Heather
Size: M
Dispatched in 2–4 business days with live tracking
14-day regret return window
- Heavyweight three-panel fleece with an architectural flat-drape hood.
- 8.25 oz / 280 GSM 3-End Fleece (100% Combed Ringspun Cotton Face).
- Architectural 3-panel hood engineered to lie flat without bunching over back statements.
- Archival Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print across upper shoulder blades.
UNAPPROVED PRESS · PRESS NO. 007
TREAT HER WITH COMPASSION
EAT HER ASS
Cut from heavyweight three-panel fleece with an architectural flat-drape hood and room for regrets.
- 8.25 oz / 280 GSM 3-End Fleece (100% Combed Ringspun Cotton Face)
- Architectural 3-panel hood engineered to lie flat without bunching
- High-density direct-to-garment statement typography across upper back
- Subliminal crimson red emphasis
- Discrete publisher imprint below statement
- Printed without permission
Printed on-demand locally in London (UK orders, 2–4 days via Royal Mail 48 Tracked) and California/Florida (US orders, 2–4 days via USPS Ground Advantage). Dispatched in discreet, unbranded mailers. Free shipping on orders over £55.00. Full shipping details →
If you regret buying this as much as we anticipated, return the item within 14 days of receipt in unworn condition. If your print arrives with any misregistration or defect, we issue an immediate free reprint. View Regrets Policy →
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